10 weird phrases that generate hilarious iStock images

Got ten minutes to spare and want to see a naked woman with a baby octopus in her mouth? Thankfully, we've delved into the dark, strange depths of iStock so you don't have to.


Gone are the days of the forced, boring and impersonal iStock photos involving a pretty office worker with a painted on smile and no sign of life behind the eyes. We've delved into the weird and wonderful world of iStock images that can be accessed by typing a few simple keywords. Here are ten weird phrases that generate hilarious iStock images.

Search term: fat dolphin

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Search term: baby octopus


Search term: overexcited monk

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Search term: sexy printer


Search term: seductive pie


Search term: uncomfortable failure 

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Search term: man smell


Search term: erotic cow


Search term: lesbian watermelon 

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Search term: hairy lollypop

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